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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:08

So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to