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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to